Melwyn Francis Carlo

Who am I?

Mr. Melwyn Francis Carlo.

Although, my Higher Secondary Certificate (Grade 12- / A-Levels-equivalent) states:
Carlo Melwyn Francis William Austin Pius.

What am I?

A male, hetero human of south-east Asian (specifically, Indian) origin.

How old am I?

Old enough to vote, but not enough to gloat.

Where am I?

In a metropolitan once called Bombay.

What are my communication protocols?

If you are a human being, then:

1.	English	(I can write a thesis in it)
2.	Konkani	(It's my mother tongue, for quarrelling with my mother; using the Kannada ಕನ್ನಡ script)
3.	Marathi	(It's my state/county language for local communication, via the Devanagari देवनागरी script)
4.	Hindi	(It's my national language for collaborative communication, via the Devanagari देवनागरी script)
5.	French	(J'ai appris un peu de français à l'école)
6.	German	(Ich habe ein bisschen Deutsch auf Duolingo gelernt)

If you are an electronic device, then:

1.	Ada	(Claimed to be run-time safe for use in critical systems like drones and missiles; and, also for Project Euler)
2.	asm (assembly)	(It is an electronic device's honoured language; It helps you achieve exactly what you wish for, provided you are acquainted with the device intimately)
3.	BIN (binary)	(It is an electronic device's mother tongue; need I say more?)
4.	C	(It is an electronic device's liaison officer)
5.	C++	(It is a computer's second-best liaison officer)
6.	Fortran	(To understand atmospheric models like COSPAR/CIRA, or aerodynamic stability and control models like USAF's Digital DATCOM; and, also for Project Euler)
7.	HTML5–CSS–JS	(You can read and interact with all of this, thanks to the trio)
8.	Java	(When you need a non-web-based, cross-platform application that is about as good as an EXE)
9.	MATLAB	(An engineering course requirement; useful for engineers lazy-enough to NOT learn a real programming language)
10.	PHP	(To create standard, dynamic, server-based web applications, which includes websites)
11.	Python	(To get things done, complicated or not, asap)

What is my publically available access point?

melwyncarlo@gmail.com

P.S. Spam-me-not!

How do I go about on a murder-spree against spare time?

By doing (impulsively) anything, really!
I am a bit of a promiscuous hobbyist.

And I always get away with it.

What are my gastronomical delights?

A food demon (Bakasura) makes no fuss.

Regardless,
Savoury farsan fixes up my leaky tung-tungs.
A large warm pot of gruel blankets up my tum-tums.